{"product_id":"crybaby-spanking-paddle","title":"Crybaby Spanking Paddle by KINK","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHandcrafted in San Francisco by KINK.com\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eUnleash some old-school discipline! Our Crybaby Spanking Paddle is here to leave a lasting impression. Handcrafted by our San Francisco team for impact players, this wooden spanking paddle comes in two sizes and several species of exotic hardwood.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eSpanking Paddles for the Heavy or Light Player\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSelect the right tool for the job. The large ebony paddle is among the heaviest, most dense paddles for a deep, penetrating thud. The smaller mahogany and oak paddles deliver a more stingy, lighter swat.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eImpact Toys with Intent\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhichever variant you choose, the Crybaby paddle is a serious toy with real heft behind it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eWeights and Sizes\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eLarge Paddle\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDimensions: 23” overall length, paddle is 15” long x 4.5” wide x 1” thick\u003cbr\u003eSpecies \u0026amp; Weights\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOak: 32 oz.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSapele: 32 oz.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEbony: 41 oz.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWalnut: 23.5 oz.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePaduck: 33 oz.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMahogany: 32 oz.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEbony \/ Purple Heart Combo: 36 oz.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eSmall Paddle\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDimensions: 12” overall length, paddle is 8” long x 3.25” wide x .75” thick\u003cbr\u003eSpecies \u0026amp; Weights\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOak: 8 oz.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSapele: 9.4 oz.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEbony: 16 oz.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWalnut: 10 oz.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePaduck: 9.5 oz.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMahogany: 9 oz.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEbony \/ Purple Heart Combo: 14 oz.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is a handmade item. Some variance in color, grain, size, and weight is to be expected.\u003cbr\u003eAll weights and measurements =\/- 1\/8\", 2 oz.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eHandcrafted in San Francisco, USA\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ciframe src=\"https:\/\/video.kinkstorage.com\/video\/7f041358-90d8-4635-b029-081019947810\" style=\"width: 100%; height: 100%; aspect-ratio: 16\/9;\" title=\"simple_anal_hook_by_kink (1080p)\"\u003e\n \u003c\/iframe\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Kink Store","offers":[{"title":"Large \/ Oak","offer_id":67208767307821,"sku":"RSV-WOOD.PADDLE-1","price":90.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Large \/ Sapele","offer_id":67208767340589,"sku":"RSV-WOOD.PADDLE-2","price":110.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large \/ Ebony","offer_id":67208767373357,"sku":"RSV-WOOD.PADDLE-3","price":130.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large \/ Walnut","offer_id":67208767406125,"sku":"RSV-WOOD.PADDLE-4","price":120.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Large \/ Paduck","offer_id":67208767438893,"sku":"RSV-WOOD.PADDLE-5","price":120.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large \/ Mahogany","offer_id":67208767471661,"sku":"RSV-WOOD.PADDLE-6","price":100.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Large \/ Ebony \/ Purple Heart Combo","offer_id":67208767504429,"sku":"RSV-WOOD.PADDLE-7","price":140.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Small \/ Oak","offer_id":67208767537197,"sku":"RSV-WOOD.PADDLE-8","price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Small \/ Sapele","offer_id":67208767569965,"sku":"RSV-WOOD.PADDLE-9","price":55.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Small \/ Ebony","offer_id":67208767602733,"sku":"RSV-WOOD.PADDLE-10","price":65.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Small \/ Walnut","offer_id":67208767635501,"sku":"RSV-WOOD.PADDLE-11","price":60.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Small \/ Paduck","offer_id":67208767668269,"sku":"RSV-WOOD.PADDLE-12","price":60.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Small \/ Mahogany","offer_id":67208767701037,"sku":"RSV-WOOD.PADDLE-13","price":50.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Small \/ Ebony \/ Purple Heart Combo","offer_id":67208767733805,"sku":"RSV-WOOD.PADDLE-14","price":70.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0018\/3582\/7245\/files\/lumi-crybaby-square.jpg?v=1786150813","url":"https:\/\/www.kinkstore.com\/products\/crybaby-spanking-paddle","provider":"Kink Store","version":"1.0","type":"link"}