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The Upper Floor Unisex T-Shirt
You've now found the staple t-shirt of your wardrobe. It's made of a thicker, heavier cotton, but it's still soft and comfy. And the double stitching on the neckline and sleeves add more durability to what is sure to be a favorite! • 100% ringspun cotton • 4.5 oz/y² (153 g/m²) • Pre-shrunk • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping • Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
$19.00
The Upper Floor Unisex T-Shirt
You've now found the staple t-shirt of your wardrobe. It's made of a thicker, heavier cotton, but it's still soft and comfy. And the double stitching on the neckline and sleeves add more durability to what is sure to be a favorite! • 100% ringspun cotton • 4.5 oz/y² (153 g/m²) • Pre-shrunk • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping • Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
$19.00
Whether you're drinking your morning coffee, evening tea, or something in between – this mug's for you! It's sturdy and glossy with a vivid print that'll withstand the microwave and dishwasher. • Ceramic • Dishwasher and microwave safe • White and glossy * All Kink Brand apparel and mugs are printed to order. Therefore, we cannot guarantee shipping times on these items. Love The Upper Floor? Check out our Kink Branded gear and our Upper Floor Exclusives!
$11.00
Alien Glow-In-The-Dark Fantasy Dildo
Take your fantasy roleplay, kinky cosplay or creative role play further with tangible fantasy toys from Creature Cocks! This Glow-In-The-Dark Tentacle Dildo might just be the perfect toy to hit every deep spot within you, light up the night, and excite you and your partner! From the light blue base the tangle of thin tentacles reach up towards the round, egg-shaped orb that they hold. Each ropey tentacle is either smooth or textured with little suckers that will massage you and add unique shapes to the shaft. The round egg at the tip helps to massage your P-spot or G-spot and add extra pleasure! Expose it to sunlight or UV light so that it glows neon blue, orange and green in the dark! The wide base provides powerful suction so you can go hands-free by placing it on any flat surface to keep it in place. You can also combine it with a compatible strapon harness for pegging play! Made out of premium, phthalate-free silicone, it has a firm core and soft, silky surface. Use only with water-based lubricants for best results. After play is over, wash the dildo with warm water and soap and use a toy cleaner to spray clean. Wipe dry and store in a cool, dark place out of direct sunlight. The most exciting thing about deep sea diving is that you get to see things that no other human has ever seen. You take the small personal submarine down deeper and shine a light to find your way. You safely anchor your sub in place and then turn off the lights and wait. It doesn't take long before you start to see the glowing fish and deep sea creatures begin to swim by… but then you see one that is so bright, so unique, that you gasp in shock! You grab the controls and capture the most brilliant, glowing squid you've ever seen! As it pulls it inside the ship and deposits it in the pressurized water tank, you look carefully at it. The thin tentacles spread out and the glowing pules and fades as the lights turn on. You head up to the upper level ship and dock. Exhausted, you fall asleep so you can examine this creature in the morning. You don't make it through the night, though. You hear something wet splash onto the floor. As you open your eyes you see something glowing across the room in the specimen tank. As you get up to check it out, your vision blurred from fatigue, you slip on something wet on the floor and land hard on your back. As you open your eyes a second time you see and feel the squid stretching its arms across your body. Suddenly you are all too aware of your nakedness as it touches and tastes you through its suckers. You watch in awe and with some nervousness as it reaches inside itself and then pulls out a glowing orb. Is it an egg? It holds tightly to it and then, to your shock, it reaches between your thighs. You want to stop it but your limbs are heavy, you feel like you're drunk! There must be some kind of secretion from the squid's slime that is making you feel drowsy and intoxicated! You are helpless to stop it as it inserts its egg inside you… and honestly, it feels so good you don't want it to stop! Measurements: Overall length: 8.5 inches. Insertable length: 7.5 inches. Narrowest insertable diameter: 1.7 inches. Widest insertable diameter: 2.1 inches. Materials: Silicone Color: Blue, Pink, Yellow Key Features: Fantasy Dildo: This blue, pink and yellow dildo has several small, textured tentacles that reach out and are grabbing hold of a small orb. Suction Cup Base: Enjoy the wide, suction cup base of this dildo. Simply press firmly on any flat surface and enjoy riding it hands-free! Harness Compatible: The wide, flanged base is compatible with most strap-on harnesses so you can wear it and play the fantasy roleplay character you come up with! Glow-In-The-Dark Silicone: Made of body-safe, phthalate-free, premium silicone, it will also glow in the dark after being exposed to UV light or sunshine.
$48.94
The Upper Floor House Rules Unisex T-Shirt
You've now found the staple t-shirt of your wardrobe. It's made of 100% ring-spun cotton and is soft and comfy. The double stitching on the neckline and sleeves add more durability to what is sure to be a favorite! • 100% ring-spun cotton • 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²) • Pre-shrunk • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping • Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center • Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Honduras, Haiti, Mexico, or NicaraguaSize guide S M L XL 2XL 3XL Length (Worldwide) (inches) 28 29 ¼ 30 ¼ 31 ¼ 32 ½ 33 ½ Width (Worldwide) (inches) 18 20 22 24 26 28 Length (East Asia) (inches) 26 ⅜ 27 ½ 28 ¾ 29 ½ 30 ¼ Width (East Asia) (inches) 18 ½ 19 ¾ 20 ⅞ 22 23 ¼
$29.50
As devious as they look. Once they’re on, you can up the intensity by tugging — but you can only lower it with full removal. (Hint: Start by placing them farther back with more flesh between.) Elegantly industrial look with a single chain. Pads are wider than tweezer-style clamps and uncoated. Pro Tip: Exhale during clamp removal as the blood rushes back into the nipples.• Stimulate the nipples in style • Provides gentle to intense sensation • Popular for all levels of play • Elegantly industrial look Weight: 1.9oz (53g) Dimensions: Clamp 3.75" (9.5cm) long x 1.5" (3.8cm) wide x 0.38" (0.97cm) deep, Max opening 0.5" (1.3cm), total length with chain 19.25" (48.9cm)
$13.00$6.00
Slap Stick BDSM Cane Bundle by KINK
Experience the unique sensation of bundled rattan with this expertly crafted multi rod spanking cane. The Slap Stick features eight individual rattan rods bound together with a leather-wrapped handle, creating a distinctive implement that delivers sharp, surface-level sensations. This innovative design combines multiple thin rattan canes into a single spanking toy, offering a broader impact area while maintaining the classic sting that rattan is known for. The bundled construction creates a unique sensation profile - delivering intense surface stimulation that dissipates quickly, making it ideal for those who enjoy sharp, immediate sensations without deep tissue impact. This BDSM spanking cane is perfect for both newcomers seeking manageable intensity and experienced practitioners looking to add variety to their collection. What does it feel like? The bundled design of the Slap Stick BDSM Cane produces a satisfying crack on impact while the sensation remains primarily at skin level. This makes it an excellent choice for extended sessions or for those who prefer intense but brief sensations. The multiple rods create a wider contact area compared to single canes, offering a unique tactile experience. Product Specs • Length: 24 inches overall • Weight: Lightweight at just 4 oz. • Construction: Eight solid rattan rods • Handle: Leather wrap for secure, comfortable grip • Impact Style: Surface-level sting with quick dissipation Care & Safety • Always negotiate boundaries and establish safe words before use. • Focus on fleshy areas and avoid joints, spine, and organs.
$18.00$14.00
Womanizer Premium 2 - Bordeaux
Luxurious and efficient, Womanizer Premium 2 uses Womanizer's ground-breaking, original Pleasure Air Technology to offer mind-blowing orgasms in record time. All Womanizer products feature a unique innovation called Pleasure Air Technology. Why is it so special? The clitoris is stimulated without direct contact! Gentle air vibrations suck and massage simultaneously to provide an unprecedented orgasmic feeling. With 240 minutes of operating time, 14 intensity levels and the oh-so-good Autopilot setting that alternates between intensity levels to truly excite, it's no wonder why so many are obsessed with Womanizer Premium 2.Looking to extend the pleasure? Smart Silence Technology lets users indulge in desire by only pulsating upon skin contact, so the moment can last even longer and without distraction of the motor when pulled away. Since Womanizer Premium 2 is IPX7 waterproof, nothing stands in the way of a long, relaxing bath, a refreshing shower or even a pool party.
$174.83
Sportsheets Sex & Mischief Steele Balls Stainless Steel
Sex Mischief 100% stainless steele balls.
$22.06
Winner, Best BDSM Nonfiction Book of the Year at the Golden Flogger Awards! Love getting tied up for fun? Just curious? This extraordinary celebration of rope bondage combines glorious full-color photos, groundbreaking research, and tips found nowhere else in one must-read book. You’ll get insightful writings by bondage experts worldwide on topics like pain processing, anatomy, and rope relationships—plus the stretching warm-up you’ve been waiting for. And if you’re a rope bottom who’s curvy, male, 40+, or gender-nonconforming, or you have a special physical condition like fibromyalgia, you’ll get helpful ideas tailored just for you, gathered from bondage lovers spanning the globe.Those who love to tie haven’t been left out, either! You’ll learn ties for partners with limited range of motion, along with tips for guerrilla bondage (aka rope bombing) from one of its pioneers. And an entire chapter is devoted to self-tying, written by a professional international performer and longtime instructor.As for that groundbreaking research, put your thinking cap on. For the first time publicly, a 15-year neuroscientist shares his insights developed over four years—including through his own case studies—as to why rope bondage makes us feel as amazing as it does.Inspirational essays and a list of resources round out this remarkable volume, which comes on the heels of the popular Little Guide to Getting Tied Up. A heartfelt tribute to community and the beauty of rope bondage lovers in all their diversity, it belongs in the libraries of rope bondage lovers everywhere. Full color photographsOver 200 pagesFor all experience levelsMaterial: PaperWeight: 21.1oz (598g)Dimensions: 0.5” (1.27cm) wide x 10” (25.4cm) tall x 8” (20.3cm) long
$34.99
When entering into a D/s or M/s relationship, it is important to discuss goals, needs, desires and boundaries. The negotiation process is a great way to open up communication. Written by an attorney, this contract is ideal to negotiate/formalize a BDSM relationship, help partners talk about all the important aspects of the relationship, prior to play, and can be personalized to suit every unique arrangement. Make it as fun, hot, strict (even TPE) or as lenient as desired. Ideal for: All levels of BDSM Beginner kinksters subs/slaves in training Long-term partners Total Power Exchange (TPE) Male or Female Dominant/Master/Mistress male or female submissive/slave Collared/uncollared Terms covered: Duration of arrangement Goals Rights/Responsibilities Safety Areas of Control Limits Terms of Exclusivity Switching Punishment & Rewards Termination, Amendment & Renewal Please note: Contracts for BDSM relationships/activities are not legally enforceable, not even if written especially for you by your attorney. Although the BDSM Contract is drafted by an attorney with the look and feel of a legal document, it is intended for entertainment purposes only and it is NOT legally binding.
$14.00
4 Level Power Suction Penis Pump With Built-in Display
This high-tech penis pump allows you to keep track of the pressure within the cylinder, battery life, and length of your pumping session! Achieve a bigger, harder, and more sensitive boner! Slide into the silicone sleeve using a little water-based lube for sleekness. The tight opening will create a seal around your penis so that pressure can build within. The cylinder is textured for a firm grasp, clear so that you can watch yourself grow, and marked with measurements so that you can track your progress! Explore 4 levels of suction, finding your perfect amount of pressure with the plus and minus buttons. The LED display will tell you the level of internal pressure you are vacuuming your penis with, as well as the battery life and session duration. When you have had enough, a pressure release valve button will release the pressure so that you can play with your erection! Measurements: 11.5 inches in total length, 8 inches insertable cylinder depth, 2.35 inches in diameter. Silicone opening is .75 inches in diameter, unstretched. Hose is 8.75 inches in length. Material: ABS, silicone Color: Clear Note: Charges via USB
$128.74